CANCELED: WITH PHIL BRAUN
THE ONION GOES WOKE
After inheriting Tim Heidecker's horse, Horace the horse, and the host position on EMERGENCY: With Tim Heidecker, The Onion - under the directive of Global Tetrahedron - has WOKELY ripped the show from our new host's hands.
We Info Warriors demand that Phil Braun be involved with this war on information.
Us folks here at BringBackBraun.org have no idea how to claim a 'GMail' Email address. We also have no way for you to contact us, for operation security purposes. We will update the site when we can figure something out... please keep your thoughts to yourself in the meantime.
Thanks,
-Team Bring Back Phil Braun
EMERGENCY:
Horace Horse Caught in Divorce
An excellent jump; magnificent leap. A soft mane, and a handsome whinnie.
Horace the horse is one-of-a-kind. You don't find an equestrian like Horace often.
Now, Horace is all Phil has. And, maybe some sloppy Heidecker leftovers.
Music.com may not work. Horace CAN'T work; he has kicked somebody while on company time. A scarlett letter for any working horse.